Episode

The Puffy Shirt

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Tom Cherones, Bryant Gumbel and 17 others

George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer's girlfriend, who designs clothes and talks with a real low voice, asks Jerry a question that he politely answers yes to.

(8 total)

Characters

Larry David (8)Jerry Seinfeld (4)George Costanza (3)Jason Alexander (3)Cosmo Kramer (1)Photographer (1)Michael Metz (1)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)Michael Richards (1)Elaine Benes (1)

“Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Borrowing Money, Sex, Relationship

“He could've had any woman in the world…but none could match the beauty of his own hand…and that became his one true love.”

— Larry David, Photographer, Michael Metz, imdb.com

Tagged: Hand Modeling, masturbation

“Jerry, you are promoting a benefit to CLOTHE homeless people. You can't come out dressed like that! You're all puffed up! You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!”

— Larry David, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: homeless people, Count of Monte Cristo, Charity Events

“But I don't want to be a pirate!”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Puffy Shirt, pirates

“It's a, a puffy shirt. Well, yeah, it—it's all puffy. Like the pirates used to wear.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Puffy Shirt, pirates

“Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee…never went 'Ha!'”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: mothers, Humorless

“You can't believe this woman. She's one of those low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going 'excuse me?', 'what was that?'”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Low-Talkers

“Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Borrowing, Money, Sex, Friends and Sex