Episode
The Switch
by Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, Andy Ackerman and 21 others
Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs, but he meets her roommate who does, so Jerry decides he would li
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“The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's get it out right now! And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get onboard and we can get to work! Now, what's it going to be?”
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Well you know all my life I've been running away from that name. That's why I wouldn't tell anybody. But I've been thinking about it. All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer. And that's who I'm going to be. From now on that's who I'…”
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd…”
— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com