Episode

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

by Matt Stone, Trey Parker, George Clooney, David A. Goodman, Dan Sterling and 8 others

Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog an

(3 total)

Characters

Trey Parker (4)Matt Stone (3)Isaac Hayes (1)Chef (1)Mr. Garrison (1)Jimbo Kearn (1)

“Jimbo: Come on, Ned, and keep quiet. Ned: Okay. [They climb over the fence and encounter...] Jimbo: Hello, Enrique. Ned: What are we doing here? Jimbo: Well, Ned, we always kidnapped Middle Park's mascot. But this year we're going to booby-trap it instead. [puts bomb on Enrique's back] And when John…”

— Trey Parker, Jimbo Kearn, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: Footnall, rivalry, Mascot, Kidnapping, John Stamos

“Stan: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut— Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

Tagged: procrastination, Football

“Gay people? Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you…”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Homophobia, Evil, Nazi, Vomitous, violent