Season

Season 9

by Trey Parker, Isaac Hayes, Matt Stone, April Stewart, Mary Kay Bergman and 14 others

During this season, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny again find themselves at the centre of a number of hot political issues and celebrity shenanigans.

(7 total)

Characters

Trey Parker (8)Kenny Hotz (2)Matt Stone (2)Eric Cartman (2)Kyle Broflovski (2)Mr. Mackey (1)Stan Marsh (1)Erica Rivinoja (1)News Anchor (1)

“Stan: Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and you've never learned any discipline at all. Randy: But, maybe...I'm just the kind of person who needs to have…”

— Erica Rivinoja, Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism, All Or Nothing, Discipline

“News Anchor: Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch? Reporter: We are not exactly sure what is going on inside the town of Beaverton Tom, but we are reporting that there's looting, raping and yes, even acts of cannibalism. News Anchor: My God, you've actually seen people looting,…”

— Kenny Hotz, News Anchor, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: News, Fake News, tabloid journalism, beaverton, Looting

“The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!”

— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Hate, fighting fire with fire

“Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid? Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.”

— Kenny Hotz, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: hats, Backhanded Compliments

“They're not people! They're hippies!”

— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Hippies, Dehumanization

“'Mr. Mackey is gay.' OK, kids, that's not funny, m'kay! This box is supposed to be used for serious questions, about serious issues, m'kay? Let's stop the tomfoolery. M'kay, let's look at a real one here. 'Dear Mr. Mackey, you are gay.' All right, all right, that is enough, kids! Let's quiet down an…”

— Mr. Mackey, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Homophobia, tomfoolery

“Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!”

— Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: sex change, transracial