Season

Season 5

by Michael Imperioli, James Gandolfini, Steven Van Zandt, Lorraine Bracco, Tony Sirico and 24 others

In season five, a separated Tony and Carmela negotiate family and money issues. Meanwhile, Tony's reunion with paroled cousin Tony Blundetto may endanger his alliance with Johnny Sack; and Adriana gets in deeper with the Feds.

(10 total)

Characters

Matthew Weiner (5)James Gandolfini (4)Tony Soprano (4)Terence Winter (4)Paulie Walnuts (2)Robin Green (2)Mitchell Burgess (2)Tony Sirico (2)J.T. Dolan (1)Janice Soprano (1)

“Tony Soprano: So, to what do I owe this pleasure? Carmela Soprano: I don't know if you're gonna see it that way. I have asked you to lunch to tell you I'm filing for divorce.”

— Terence Winter, Matthew Weiner, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

Tagged: Divorce

“Silvio Dante: His brains are splattered all over the seat. Paulie Walnuts: Joey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up.”

— Terence Winter, Matthew Weiner, Paulie Walnuts, Tony Sirico, imdb.com

Tagged: Brains, blown out, Insult

“Hi, my name is J.T., I'm an alcoholic and an addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag.”

— Terence Winter, J.T. Dolan, Tim Daly, imdb.com

Tagged: Alcoholic, TV Writer, douchebag

“Dr. Seepman: Janice, you're angry. What are your actual physical feelings right now? Janice Soprano: I'd like to punch you in the face?”

— Robin Green, Mitchell Burgess, Janice Soprano, Aida Turturro, imdb.com

Tagged: Anger, Hostility

“Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?”

— Matthew Weiner, Paulie Walnuts, Tony Sirico, imdb.com

Tagged: Pissing, Shitting, Fucking, Taint

“Silvio Dante: [A series of phone conversations] Adriana got caught givin' the big guy a blowjob. Bobby Baccilieri: And when the paramedics found them, she had his cock still in her mouth. Hesh Rabkin: Now, statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys poppin' their load behi…”

— Robin Green, Mitchell Burgess, Silvio Dante, Steven Van Zandt, imdb.com

Tagged: blowjob, Fatalities

“Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want? Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that? Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one? Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture? Tony Soprano: Suc…”

— Matthew Weiner, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

Tagged: fag, Homophobia, Cock

“Next time, there won't be a next time.”

— Michael Caleo, Phil Leotardo, Frank Vincent, imdb.com

Tagged: Death Threat

“Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm havin' a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want. Silvio Dante: Yeah, so what's the difference? (Compared to when Tony was married) Tony Soprano: I dunno, it's the mindset.”

— Matthew Weiner, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

Tagged: Single Life, Fucking, married, Mindset

“Tony Soprano: Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam. Carmela Soprano: Well, I didn't marry a cartoon character.”

— Terence Winter, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

Tagged: Popeye, Cartoon Characters