“Men aren’t always just the perpetrators of sexual harassment - they can be its victims, too. It should be clear by now that this isn’t only a women’s issue. It’s a human issue.”— Gretchen Carlson, twitter.comTagged: Sexual Harassment, world issues, human issue, human rights, fight for human rights
“It’s not just entertainment. It’s not just politics. It’s not just sports. Sexual harassment is an epidemic. Let’s stamp it out once and for all.”— Gretchen Carlson, twitter.comTagged: Sexual Harassment, fight for human rights, world issues
“Sexual harassment is apolitical. It happens in both parties. Let’s face reality”— Gretchen Carlson, twitter.comTagged: Sexual Harassment, Apolitical, Truth
“Me: *pulls over for an ambulance* 3-year-old: No. Race! She's never getting her license.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: kids, Children, humor
“5-year-old: Dad, did you ever learn to tap dance? Me: No. 5: *looks at me like I've wasted my life*”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, Kids Rule!, humor, Adorable
“Me: *finishes cleaning* Wife: You missed a spot. Me: Where? Wife: *motions to the entire house*”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Husband and Wife, wives, cleaning the house
“3-year-old: What happened to you? Me: What are you talking about? 3: *whispering* What happened? Now I'm concerned.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, children's imagination, kids''s imagination
“Me: *turns on the bedroom light* 1-year-old: *screams like she's been physically hurt* Same.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Light Switch, lights on, horror with lights turning on, Relatable
“Yoga instructor: *folds herself in triangles like an American flag* Me: Maybe I'll try the beginner class.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: yoga, learning yoga, humor, yoga jokes
“5-year-old: Boys are the worst. Me: All boys? 5: Not Harry Potter.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: boys, Children, kids, Adorable, Harry Potter
“[in the car] 5-year-old: Go faster. Me: Don't be a backseat driver. 5: Then let me up front.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, Kids Rule!, Driving, humor
“7-year-old: *reaches for something on a shelf* Me: What's wrong? 7: The world is made for tall people.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: World, world is for tall people, short people struggles
“My 3-year-old learned to say, "Just kidding." I just wish she didn't say it after "I love you.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, children's jokes, Children's Love, humor
“Me: I'm watching my weight. Want to split a candy bar? Wife: Sure. [30 seconds later] Me: Want to split six more?”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Husband and Wife, humor, Relationships, Dieting
“Wife: *points to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me? Me: You need me in your life after all. Wife: I could replace you with a step ladder.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Husband and Wife, Relationships, humor
“I got a papercut from a pizza box and I have never felt more betrayed in my life.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: pizza box, Pizza Jokes, humor
“Me: What did you learn at school today? 5-year-old: Boring stuff I didn’t want to know. Me: Maybe you'll learn something fun tomorrow. 5: I already learned all the good stuff.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, School, children going to school
“[pig loses a baby tooth] 5-year-old: Now the tooth fairy will come! Me: I don't think the tooth fairy comes for pigs. 5: She does, but the money goes to me.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, humor, Adorable, tooth fairy
“My 5-year-old called the frost on the car "frosting" and I just realized her world is 1,000 times better than mine.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, children's imagination, kids's imagination, children's world
“3-year-old: *squeezes stuffed unicorn* Me: You don't have to hug it so hard. 3: I'm getting its powers.”— James Breakwell, twitter.comTagged: Children, kids, Adorable, unicorn, Kids Rule!