“They're my parents! I get to lie to them until I'm old and they're dead, and you don't get a vote!”— Eva Anderson, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.comTagged: Parents, lying
“Look! These guys rely on me to come up with awesome, cool, underground cultural shit to do every single week. You know how much pressure that puts on me? I got shingles trying to find a new Ethiopian restaurant.”— Stephen Falk, hipster, Thomas Middleditch, imdb.comTagged: Hipsters, Underground, Ethiopian Restaurant, Shingles
“Gretchen: You just spit on my vagina. Jimmy: So? Gretchen: Don't! Jimmy: Why? Gretchen: Why don't spit on my vagina? Jimmy: It's saliva. It's gonna get there anyway.”— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.comTagged: Spitting, Vaginas, Spitting on Vaginas