“Last night, a certifiable fox hit on me, and I did not respond. I masturbated furiously afterwards, but only after I'd rejected her.”Tagged: Fox, masturbation, Rejection
“You can't ever do anything fun because you're ruining your body with some ginger-headed parasite.”Tagged: Anti-Ginger Prejudice, Parasite
“You know, when we had that moment in the pub, I thought to myself, 'After 33 years, I'm finally having a real moment with my father.' Can't believe what a fool I was. There wasn't a shred of truth in that moment. You were lying the whole time. You were dying, you didn't say a word. All you had to do…”Tagged: Assholery, Modicum, Neglect, Eulogies
“The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.”Tagged: Hate, Misanthropy
“I was a very sober child. Maybe I'll stay here and make up for lost time.”Tagged: Finding More Time To Drink, Alcohol, Being Too Sober