Quotes tagged ‘Dating’

“Gus: You're dating a murderer! Shawn: Not exclusively.”

— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Lois Griffin: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date? Brian Griffin: Same thing that always happens: she was an idiot.”

— Allison Adler, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Once upon a time, there was a typical American girl, who happened to bump into a typical red-blooded American boy. And she bumped into him, and bumped into him. So, they decided they'd better sit down and talk this over before they had an accident. They became good friends. They found they had a lot…”

— Sol Saks, Narrator, Jose Ferrer, imdb.com

“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep! Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”

— David L. Lander, Michael McKean, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”

— Peggy Nicoll, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Richie: Well, maybe we should do something again sometime. Shirley: Anything but murder, mister.”

— Fred Fox Jr., Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“Those in cyclical relationships might be slightly higher in neuroticism or anxiety about relationships, but it’s not a strong link.”

— Jenna Birch, manrepeller.com

“God, this is like dating Katie Couric all over again.”

— Tina Fey, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Dating is like your haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.”

— Tina Fey, Kay Cannon, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“You guys dated before. That time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.”

— Carter Bays, Craig Thomas, Lily Aldrin, Alyson Hannigan, imdb.com

“It's a date. You said meeting. I'm not a client. I don't have a problem. I don't need fixing. I asked you out. You said yes. We dressed up. At the end of the evening, if all goes well, there will be kissing. This is not a meeting. This is a date.”

— Jenna Bans, Shonda Rhimes, Matt Byrne, Jake Ballard, Scott Foley, imdb.com

“What makes me worth dating? What makes me worth fucking anything?”

— Lena Dunham, Ray Ploshansky, Alex Karpovsky, imdb.com

“When people are single, they get to call all the shots and really figure out what they do and don't want in life.”

— Amanda Chatel, bustle.com

“One 2015 study in the journal Economic Inquiry, for example, found that couples who dated for one to two years were 20 percent less likely to later get a divorce than those who dated less than a year, and couples who dated for three years or longer were 39 percent less likely.”

— Allie Jones, thecut.com

“He’s never been envious of a six-foot-plus dude’s gawky frame, and he sure as hell doesn’t add inches to his own measurements to impress anyone.”

— Miles Klee, melmagazine.com

“The Classic Bad Man is a rite of passage. He should not have to be — it is not to womankind’s betterment that we learn to survive these things — but he is. And what I have observed is this: There are some men who simply desire to see unease and fear in a woman’s face. It is as if they get high off i…”

— Caitlin Moran, thecut.com

“Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night? J.D.: Really? Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder. J.D.: ...You slut.”

— Mike Schwartz, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“It’s competitive in a weird and vaguely unsettling way, especially when you don’t really have the confidence to believe that you’re a better catch than, well, most anyone.”

— Scott Muska, thebolditalic.com

“We sometimes treat people in a way we’d never want to be treated ourselves. And in the process, we normalize these behaviors.”

— Ben Kassoy, elitedaily.com

“I found her dressed superbly and with much taste. We played chess. I won. She played me some airs quite prettily on the harp.”

— Aaron Burr, archive.org