Quotes tagged ‘Success’
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“Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. Huh? There was a guy that worked at the Yankees—no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a be…”
— David Mandel, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Just because you're a communist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky. It's gorgeous. Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com