“Drink water, drink water, drink water! Two quarts of noncarbonated water a day works minor miracles.”— Laure Redmond, oprah.com
“There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.”— Dave King, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“One thing that doesn't make a good lubricant: water. Water actually just adds to the chaffing. If you are giving a hand job and need some extra lubricant, reach for the lotion, not the faucet.”— Amber Madison, yourtango.com
“Take a bath. It might sound silly, I know, but I take a bubble bath almost everyday. Besides getting clean, I find it extremely relaxing and it helps me connect to my body. It's my time to take care of and nurture myself. It’s not just a skin-softening ritual, but also a body love ritual.”— Kate Eckman, mindbodygreen.com
“As you are getting your boogy on, the guy's mind may start to drift to an insatiable thirst not for your body but for the water sitting in the fridge.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.com
“Wash the vaginal area with lukewarm water whenever you use the restroom. This not only helps to wash off the excess urine or any other material adhering to the area, it also keeps it clean.”— Pavitra Sampath, thehealthsite.com
“If you want to treat your pussy right, make sure to stay hydrated and eat a balanced diet of nutritious foods.”— Emma Kaywin, bustle.com
“It’s also important to get out of sweaty or otherwise wet panties or bathing suit bottoms as soon as possible so you can dry out.”— Emma Kaywin, bustle.com
“As long as your naughty bits stay cool, she’ll stay fresh. Additionally, spending too much time in hot tubs and baths can rid your vagina of some of the natural bacteria that helps keep her clean.”— Danielle Young, madamenoire.com
“In the pool — Nestled safely in your backyard, but still in the open, a skinny dip is the perfect way to make a splash with your beau. If you're feeling particularly daring, do it in the daytime when there is a better chance of getting caught.”— Kate Cassidy, yourtango.com
“On a boat. The sounds water will make when it hits against your boat/yacht will arouse you and make it rather a daring lovemaking excursion under the stars.”— Sharanya Manola, bollywoodshaadis.com
“In the shower. Beware, this one can be a little dangerous. Human bodies are indeed slippery when wet, so make sure you've got a good grip on things — or each other — before you attempt to pull this one off. Try reading up on some tips for effective shower sex before jumping in.”— Meg Kehoe, romper.com
“I was obligated to throw a waterbed into the mix because so many readers claim that it should be the world's one-stop shop for bed sex. Why? Well, simply because if you can get the perfect flow and go with the rhythm (against the wave), then it can be absolutely mind (and load) blowing.”— David Strovny, askmen.com
“On the beach. It's probably best to lay a towel down on the sand to prevent it from getting into tricky areas. And stick to getting busy on land, since salt water can really dry out the skin in your nether regions.”— Ashley Oerman, womenshealthmag.com
“Today at work I asked a writers assistant for 3 Advil and some water, and immediately Matt Warburton chimed in asking for 3 Cialis and whiskey.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“Hey, guys, you know how it doesn’t feel that great when a girl goes down on you after spending a week in the Sahara without water or, like, a stick of gum? It’s always smart to hydrate beforehand.”— Tatiana Pérez, thoughtcatalog.com
“Love is the water of life. And a lover is a soul of fire. The universe turns differently when fire loves water.”— Elif Shafak, amazon.com
“Avoid caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine. These stimulants will encourage your muscles to contract and cause pain. Drink warm water, coconut water or pineapple juice.”— Pallavi Kapur, lifehack.org