“He wants me to be steady, like the river. But it’s not steady at all!”— Carl Binder, Pocahontas (voice), Irene Bedard, imdb.com
“I have five farms, and underneath all my farms runs a big, giant aquifer that's like an underground lake. I have pumping rights. That means I get to take the water. And it's very important because someday water's gonna be more precious than gold and people are gonna kill each other to try to get tha…”— Jesse Armstrong, Connor Roy, Alan Ruck, imdb.com
“Let the water wash away everything that you've become. On your knees, today is gone and tomorrow's sure to come.”— Tyler Joseph, youtube.com
“I want to be afraid but it seems that these days I'm caught under water and I'm falling farther. My heart's getting harder, I'm calling my father. Am I screaming to an empty sky?”— Tyler Joseph, youtube.com
“From a drop of water, a logician can infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, without having seen or heard of either one.”— Peter Blake, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com
“I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water.”— Philip Stark, Steven Hyde, Danny Masterson, imdb.com
“Pick all the pockets you want, roll drunks, but when you mess with the water, that’s when you’re going down.”— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com
“I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend and I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham!”— Jenni Farley, imdb.com
“Without water, life as we know it would not exist. Neither would the living, dynamic planet we’re familiar with today. Water plays an integral role in plate tectonics, triggering volcanoes and helping parts of the upper mantle flow more freely.”— Marcus Woo, quantamagazine.org
“Now they’re coming for our plain sparkling water, too? Will they stop at nothing?”— Monica Reinagel, scientificamerican.com
“Jane: Um, I'm gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice, and I'm gonna be ordering 'water' from you all night long, so one...'water', please. Waitress: Did we start already, or do you really want water? Jane: Just bring me vodka.”— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com
“Are you part of the conspiracy? Are you all doing this because you think l'm chubby? My doctor says l retain water like a pregnant woman in a humid climate, which is a real condition.”— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com
“Who publishes the sheet-music of the winds, or the written music of water written in river-lines?”— John Muir, amazon.com
“We've all gotten a mouthful of weird-tasting morning-after water, but why does the flavor change? And is it safe to drink?”— Jelisa Castrodale, thekitchn.com