Quotes tagged ‘Women’

“Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.”

— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?”

— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that! Yes! I understand women. The snub is good, they love the snub.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice, but women don't like nice….Why is nice bad? What kind of sick society we are living in, when nice is bad?”

— Tom Leopold, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all…is that irony?”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. I could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all they have is a little army cot this wide. You're not going anywhere.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body; we just want the body.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Women need to like the job of the guy they're with. If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy. Men know this. Which is why we make up the phony bogus names for the jobs that we have. ‘Well, right now, I'm the regional management supervisor.’ ‘I’m in development, research, consulting.’ Men,…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“See, the great thing about guys is that we can become friends based on almost nothing. Just two guys will just become friends just because they're two guys. That's almost all we need to have in common. 'Cause sports—sports and women—is really all we talk about. If there was no sports and no women th…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“No woman on earth doesn’t give a fuck—no woman is that cool—she’s just hidden her fire. Likely, it’s burning her up.”

— Glennon Doyle Melton, amazon.com

“When men get mad at women for talking it just makes it clear how angry and scared they are of losing control. Keep getting mad guys, it only makes you look... like bitches. Real women don't fuck scared men, gross. Who wants to propagate weakness?”

— Iliza Shlesinger, twitter.com

“Women coming forward about harassment and assault are not "an angry mob".”

— Susan Fowler, twitter.com

“I see a lot of tweets+articles that advise women not to report things to HR. THIS IS BAD ADVICE. You should ALWAYS report bad things to HR.”

— Susan Fowler, twitter.com

“Hey, maybe, just maybe, if you'd like to avoid assault and harassment scandals, you could consider hiring more women, electing more women. I get that this seems like an easy and obvious thing to say, but I really mean it. Promote women into the roles these awful men occupied, and you won't have to w…”

— Susan Fowler, twitter.com

“Women are fighting against the 'Grab Them By The Pussy' normalization & speaking up. It's never easy to be the first to go on record.”

— Jessica Chastain, twitter.com

“We all like looking sexy, but it doesn't mean we want to f---k you.”

— Cate Blanchett, twitter.com

“I guess for me, as a woman, there was nobody who would tolerate my lifestyle.”

— Stevie Nicks, oneweekoneband.tumblr.com

“Gaining weight and pulling my head out of the toilet was the most political act I ever committed.”

— Barbara Findlen, amazon.com

“Women are smarter than men, they work harder than men, they're much more caring than men, they're much more committed.”

— Larry Flynt, esquire.com