“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”— Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“[trying to say philanthropist] I'm a full-on-rapist.”— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com
“An individual who is afraid to go outdoors for fear of being hit by a meteorite is generally regarded as neurotic. Such worry is unreasonable, we think, because being hit by a meteorite, while quite possible, is an exceedingly rare event. Being struck by lightning is also rare, but it is more likely…”— Robert Hooke, amazon.com
“Everything happens for a reason, there are no accidents in this universe.”— Ralph Smart, twitter.com
“(The discovery of penicillin) was a triumph of accident, a fortunate occurrence which happened while I was working on a purely academic bacteriological problem.”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com
“If they had told me about the series, I never would have done the movie, I got aboard this thing by accident. I wasn't emotionally ready for a series. I like to move around, but now at least 98 per cent of my personality is in abeyance. There is the applause; I love it!”— Telly Savalas, m.imdb.com
“I ate a pill that would made me immortal today, I accidentally choked to death while swallowing it”— hengwang123, reddit.com
“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”— Sarah Dessen, amazon.com
“Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.”— Beatrix Potter, amazon.com
“Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“They ‘accidentally’ do things to get in touch with you: ‘Butt dials’ are a dead giveaway.”— Annie Cavalero, hellogiggles.com