Quotes tagged ‘awkward’

“My parents used to scramble to find babysitters, so they could take my little brother to do stuff.”

— Charlie Grandy, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

“Gabe Lewis: Michael, you've just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private? Michael Scott: Yes. Of course. What's this in reference to?”

— Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Chase: Why does everybody always assume Alex has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan. Alex: Good. Go ahead. Chase: Oh. That was just hypothetically.”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Hey, I'm Eddie. How d'you like me so far?”

— J.H. Wyman, Det. Eddie Arlette, Mark Valley, imdb.com

“Fiona Wallice: Hello, I'm Dr. Fiona Wallice. And you are Newell L. Miller. Hello. The L - what does the 'L' stand for? Lloyd? Newell L. Miller: Look at you. Fiona Wallice: Yes. Oh, have you not done Skype before? Newell L. Miller: You look... you look amazing. Fiona Wallice: Oh, thank you. Newell L.…”

— Don Roos, Dan Bucatinsky, Lisa Kudrow, Fiona Wallice, Lisa Kudrow, imdb.com

“Eric: Wow, looks like someone had fun last night. Lisa: The parts I remember were awesome. Eric: Do you remember just having dinner by yourself and going to bed? Lisa: I sat alone at a bar and read a book about serial killers. Eric: Wow, sexy.”

— Lacey Marisa Friedman, Lisa, Lisa Schwartz, imdb.com

“Esther: I don't even need to do laundry anymore. Dean: Yeah, I don't do laundry either. Esther: That's crazy, I don't do it either. Dean: I know, you said that, and then that's why I said what I said. Esther: Uh huh.”

— Caroline Goldfarb, Esther, Esther Povitsky, imdb.com

“According to a 2011 study, watching other people embarrass themselves causes intense reactions in the brain, particularly for people who described themselves as being very empathetic.”

— Kimberly Truong, refinery29.com

“This is awkward. Not that you're awkward. But just because we're... I'm awkward. You're gorgeous. Wait, what?”

— Jennifer Lee, Anna (voice), Kristen Bell, imdb.com

“Ralph: That valentine sure was funny! Lisa: I'm glad you liked it. Ralph: It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train. Lisa: Yeah, nice gag. Ralph: So... do you like... stuff?”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child? Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?”

— Jill Gordon, Ryan Matthews, Ryan Eggold, imdb.com

“Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Rafael Solano, Justin Baldoni, imdb.com

“Jane: What if we blew them off and went to see a movie, just the two of us. Is that terrible? Michael: I'd love to. Jane: I love you too. What? Michael: Nothing. We've just never said that to each other before. Jane: You just did. Michael: ...Actually, I said, 'I'd love to.' Jane: Oh... Michael: But…”

— Jessica O'Toole, Amy Rardin, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Jim Hopper, David Harbour, imdb.com

“Kirsten: Is everything okay? Ryan: Yeah, it's fine. Theresa: I'm pregnant. Seth: Well, except for that.”

— Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation? Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked. Summer: Eww. Seth: Summer? Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen? Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot? Ryan: Not when she looks like that.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend. Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. Kirsten: Why? Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise. Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like. Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“Jimmy: So, how's your mother? Seth: Ahh, just... married.”

— Jane Espenson, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com