“Justice Scalia’s death delayed a reckoning. Now the fight over contraception is back.”— Ian Millhiser, Vox , vox.com
“Franny: If you join the chastity club, I'll let you go on the Pill for Christmas. Claire: Deal.”— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com
“Me and my husband found a foolproof method of birth control. Every night before we go to bed, we spend an hour with our kids.”— Roseanne Barr, vanityfair.com
“If men could get pregnant, the birth-control conversation would be incredibly different.”— Sophia Bush, cosmopolitan.com
“I hope they're using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.”— Jim Dauterive, Loren Bouchard, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com
“My son married a welder. Too bad she didn't weld his zipper shut. They got ten kids they can't afford.”— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Sophia Petrillo, Estelle Getty, imdb.com
“I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“They made such a mess of everything. They filled the air with chemicals and radiation and poison! So, God whipped up a special plague. The plague of infertility….As birthrates fell, they made things worse. Birth control pills, morning-after pills, murdering babies. Just so they could have their orgi…”— Margaret Atwood, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com
“Teenagers can barely wake up on time and procrastinate homework - you expect them to map out their fucking fertile days? Also - this makes clear the right isn't concerned with kids having sex as much as ensuring teens don't use EVIL EVIL birth control which will 'break your uterus for good.'”— Jessica Valenti, twitter.com
“Pop a different birth control pill. Hormonal changes take a big toll on your sex drive. Birth control pills can be one of the biggest perpetrators: they can reduce your body's production of testosterone, and in turn, your desire to get down. Certain varieties may even cause pain during sex.”— Celia Shatzman, health.com
“You can pick up some condoms or analgesic sprays like Promescent to help him last longer.”— Maggie Parker, womenshealthmag.com
“Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.”— Sex Freaks , twitter.com
“If you are deciding to become sexually active, it’s a good idea to discuss birth control with your doctor before you have sex.”— Brooke Dean, madamenoire.com
“When should I bring up birth control? I want to be safe, so I know I have to bring it up at some point.”— Jillian Kramer, glamour.com
“Wait. Did I put the condom on inside-out? Or does that even matter? They're reversible, right?”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.com
“You can get pregnant on your period. Yes, it is highly unlikely but it’s not impossible so don’t use menstruating as an excuse not to use protection.”— Christina Huffington, huffingtonpost.com
“Oral contraceptives with low or moderate doses of estrogen can ease the pain from PMS. Plus, birth control can make your period shorter, your flow lighter, and your hormonal swings less severe.”— Casey Gueren, buzzfeed.com
“If you have really bad cramps, and it’s seriously affecting your quality of life, the very best thing to do is talk to your doctor. He or she might be able to recommend something you hadn’t even thought of--a different birth control pill, stronger prescription painkillers, etc.”— Chiara Atik, gurl.com
“Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the 'pull out' method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.”— Brandon Gutermut, twitter.com