“What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!”— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.”— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once.”— Kanye West, open.spotify.com
“I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com
“Why are train sets like boobs?They're both meant for kids, but adults can enjoy them too.”— RowFullMayo, reddit.com
“PornHub's data revealed the younger the generation, the less interested they are in women’s mammaries. The data exhibits young adults ages 18 to 24 are almost 20 percent less likely to search for breast-related content on the site whereas those 55 to 64 were 17 percent more likely.”— Bobby Box, playboy.com
“Eyes on you. More specifically, your boobs. Or your butt. Or all of your curves. The thing is, when you talk to him, you never see him looking you in the eye. You notice a slight glance at your face, but most of the time, he lustingly looks at your humps.”— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com
“Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe”— William Goldman, Miracle Max, Billy Crystal, amazon.com
“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”— William Goldman, Westley, Cary Elwes, amazon.com
“At the party, you talk to just about every guy who will look at you. While talking to them, you wiggle your butt in front of them, bend down low so they can see down your shirt, and pull off every trick in the book to make sure they see you as a sexual object.”— Elizabeth Yetter, thetalko.com
“Your body is awesome. Curvy, big boobs, small ones, thin, athletic, voluptuous, J-Lo booty or no booty at all — what you got is workin’ for YOU. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.”— Lindsay Tigar, yourtango.com
“Get on top so I can see those boobs bounce up and down, up and down.”— Nicole Kalashnikova, narcity.com
“small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on”— averagefairy, averagefairy.tumblr.com
“My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don’t have to go to boob jail every day.”— Jessica Day, netflix.com
“Go bra-less. It might seem a bit crazy, especially is you’re top-heavy, but if you can afford to do every once in a while, you will be sure to get his immediate attention! And by the way, I’m not just talking about taking your bra off in bed, I’m talking about not wearing a bra underneath your cloth…”— Scarlett Robbinson, youqueen.com