“Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in!
[slams into postcard and knickknack holder, scattering items *loudly* across reception desk with his fake breasts]
Kevin Copeland: Sorry, um, they’re new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson, squeezing Brittany’s fake breasts] Feels so real.”
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