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All Wine (1)New Mexico (1)Sex And The City (1)Questions (1)Meatball (1)virgin (1)Rest (1)Harry Potter (1)time travel (1)Folk Music (1)Time (1)Clean (1)Couples (1)Sarcasm (1)Gun (1)

From “Choosey Wives Choose Smith”

Roger, I think I've found a way off this island! Is there such a thing as a time crab?

Island Time time travel Crab

From “Rapture's Delight”

Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Religion crazy virgin Wine Genocide

*Gasp* I dropped my meatball in the pool!

Meatball Shock Despair Drop Pool

From “Cops & Roger”

What, no way! Wait, why is this wrong? Next to 'Miranda Rights,' I wrote, 'Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby.' Are these questions not about Sex and the City?

Miranda Rights Law Enforcement Sex And The City Wrong Confused

From “Bully for Steve”

Jeff: How's you huge vagina? Hayley: Oh, yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.

Vagina Goodd Sarcasm Croatia Rest

From “100 A.D.”

Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can both be excited about! Jeff: A new plan... New Mexico!

New New plan Mexico New Mexico Traveling

From “White Rice”

You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Jokes Chinease Couples babies Punny

From “For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls”

Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First, you inspect it to make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it.

Sex Intimate Gun Clean Steps

From “License to Till”

Would the guys at REI rather be camping right now?

REI camping Questions Thoughts

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