“The finest day that I've ever had. Was when I learned to cry on command.”— Nirvana, open.spotify.com
“Is this about the children? I apologize for the noise. I told them to cry using their inside voices.”— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip — r…”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Oh God, are you blubbering again? Eternal life and all you can do with it is stuff your face and cry.”— James Wong, Fiona Goode, Jessica Lange, imdb.com
“You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed -- she's such a little trooper.”— Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?”— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com
“Chick’s got an ass like an onion…makes me want to cry.”— George Mastras, Hank Schrader, Dean Norris, imdb.com
“Press secretaries can't cry! It's, like, a rule!”— Jenna Bans, Shonda Rhimes, Abby Whelan, Darby Stanchfield, imdb.com
“I think we cry to release the animal parts of us without losing our humanity.”— Veronica Roth, amazon.com
“He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because... I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.”— Eric Weinberg, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!”— Tom Herpich, Bert Youn, Forest Cyclops, Ken Osborne, imdb.com
“For some reason I always cry during sex. Maybe it's from the pepper spray.”— howdoichangemywifi, reddit.com
“Do not talk to your mother and father when you’re crying. Because what happens is, your mom has the ability to make you weep even more, and your dad makes you feel like a fucking idiot.”— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“You know what’s really weird? You notice that the phone always rings when you’re crying. And what’s really strange is you answer it. You answer it. Even if you don’t want the world to know you’re crying, you still pick up the phone. And I think it’s because subconsciously, you’re reaching out. You w…”— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“Temple, who was driving, suddenly faltered and wept. “I’ve read that libraries are where immortality lies. . . . I don’t want my thoughts to die with me. . . . I want to have done something. . . . I’m not interested in power, or piles of money. I want to leave something behind. I want to make a posi…”— Oliver Sacks, amazon.com
“If you must cry, cry like a child. The first thing you learned in life was to cry. Never forget that to show your emotions is liberating.”— Paulo Coelho, twitter.com