Issa: Can you teach me how to ho? Molly: Bitch, that's rude... and yes.
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Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back. Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.
I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip — r…
My ho-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.
— Regina Y. Hicks, Ben Cory Jones, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing t…
Issa: I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with. Molly: I mean, well you’re still 29, you have one more year. Issa: Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore. Molly: What are you saying? Issa: I’m breaking up with him toni…
Molly: You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog. Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.
Miranda: Steve is completely predictable but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe. Carrie: Are you dating a man or a minivan?
— Darren Star, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two. Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!
— Darren Star, Merrill Markoe, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com
I hope you have your eyes on me, because I will never do anything to disrespect your daughter.
Are you trying to push me onto Kylie or Kendall?
What’s more, is Tinder causing us to skip that vital step where we gauge compatibility in a partner? If we’re all performing, how do we know if the person on the other side is right for us?
When you let them do it to you, you're really doing it to them.
— Dawn Kamoche, Ariella Blejer, Amma Crellin, Eliza Scanlen, imdb.com
Navid: This feels really wrong. Adrianna: Us being together, or that we just did it in Silver's bed? Navid: I don't know, the Silver-bed part pretty much overshadows everything else.
Naomi: I can't stop thinking about you. You better not say anything about this to anyone. Max: I'm sorry, Naomi. I'm flattered, but... You're just not my type. Naomi: But... I'm everyone's type.
Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child? Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?
Naomi: Are you breaking up with me? Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.
— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Ethan Ward, Dustin Milligan, imdb.com
I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. I turned Ruthie into an atheist, I forced Matt to go out with Connie, Lucy and Mary are both dating 11-year olds and I still have to talk to Simon about that movie.
Mary: How are either of them going to call you if you are on the phone? Lucy: They're not, I'm playing hard to reach until I can make up my mind which one I want.
Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive. Michael: I'm not defensive.…
— Jennie Snyder Urman, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com