“Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there? Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?”— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“Jeff: Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now? Hayley: Sorry, babe. Jeff: It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.”— Paul Stroud, Jeff Fischer (Voice), Jeff Fischer, imdb.com
“Those poems weren't meant to be seen until I am dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh.”— Craig Bartlett, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com
“David: Now Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car. Maddie: Dead? David: Either that or that man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge.”— Glenn Gordon Caron, David Addison Jr., Bruce Willis, imdb.com
“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.”— Vince Gilligan, Jesse Pinkman, Aaron Paul, imdb.com
“My marriage is like The Walking Dead. Okay, we are all just trying to get out alive.”— Sono Patel, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com
“My daughter is dead. That's not a goddamn opportunity!”— Courtney Kemp Agboh, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com
“Gone — with all his wild poet fancies and wandering dreams — gone, with his unspoken love and unguessed sorrows — gone where dark things shall be made light.”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“Everybody needs to toughen up and get me resurrected before I really lose my shit!”— John Hoffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“The dead can hold a grudge better than most Scorpios.”— Jessica Sharzer, Billie Dean Howard, Sarah Paulson, imdb.com
“The one thing about the dead is they've got nothing left to lose.”— James Wong, Tim Minear, Larry Harvey, Denis O'Hare, imdb.com
“Crowley: [answering his phone] You're dead. Sam: Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.”— Jeremy Carver, imdb.com
“"Cause when you die, you cannot take it with you If you ain't beefin' 'bout the money, then what's the problem?"”— Fetty Wap, genius.com
“Fame and envie are both needlesse to the dead because unknown, sometimes dangerous to the living when too well knowne: reason enough that I rather cause to say nothing, then too little, in the praise of the deceased Author, or of your Lordship my desired factor.”— Francis Drake, international.loc.gov
“If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com
“Well, here goes to another day’s work and I’m dead on my feet already! What’s a way out of this squirrel cage? Who knows? Who cares?”— Jean Harlow, imdb.com