Quotes tagged ‘Diss’

“Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.”

— Matt Roller, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you? Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.”

— Matt Roller, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”

— Matt Roller, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“You've been wrong so many times that I'm not even going to say something is wrong anymore. I'm going to say that it's 'Dorian'.”

— Mark Stegemann, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“Oh, hey, Bob, here's an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We'll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we'll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say 'I've never satisfied a woman. I've never satisfie…”

— Bill Lawrence, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“You have about as much edge as Mister Rogers.”

— Brian Koppelman, David Levien, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Damian Lewis, imdb.com

“Fuck Steph Curry, fuck Steph Curry. Lightskin bitch, pussy ass bitch He ain't shit he just a bitch.”

— Lil Boom, open.spotify.com

“I'm a boss, you a worker, bit**, I make bloody moves.”

— Cardi B, open.spotify.com