Lose the tie. You look like a Mormon.
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Quotes tagged ‘Diss’
Your mum's cool. Why aren't you cool?
Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big?
Wait. Oh my! What have you done. I’m backwards. You flea-bitten furball!
— George Lucas, Lawrence Kasdan, Leigh Brackett, C-3PO, Anthony Daniels, imdb.com
You're a dick move! Okay
— Chuck Lorre, David Javerbaum, Tae Kwon Doug, Michael Trucco, imdb.com
For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.
— Andrew Stanton, Victoria Strouse, Dory (voice), Ellen Degeneres, imdb.com
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
Josh: I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law. Mel: Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life? Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.
— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss? Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack. Cher: It’s faux.
— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
Ugh, he’s such a … wet pussy.
Oh. That human loaf of bread?
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me. Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass
That was all your fault, you gnome!
She has ears the size of Mickey Mouse.
You're such a whore.
Mary: Stan, I suck with kids. Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.
Annie Walker: No. No, I'm here. I can do it. I... do... do I have to wear, like, a... costume? Joan Campbell: Hookers in D.C. are pretty conservative. What you're wearing now is fine.
— Matt Corman, Chris Ord, Joan Campbell, Kari Matchett, imdb.com
1986 called. It wants its shorts back.
Eat my shorts!
— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com