“Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big?”— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com
“Wait. Oh my! What have you done. I’m backwards. You flea-bitten furball!”— George Lucas, Lawrence Kasdan, Leigh Brackett, C-3PO, Anthony Daniels, imdb.com
“For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.”— Andrew Stanton, Victoria Strouse, Dory (voice), Ellen Degeneres, imdb.com
“Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.”— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
“Josh: I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law. Mel: Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life? Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.”— Amy Heckerling, Dionne Davenport, Stacey Dash, imdb.com
“Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss? Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack. Cher: It’s faux.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me. Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass”— Jason Katims, Crosby Braverman, Dax Shepard, imdb.com
“Mary: Stan, I suck with kids. Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.”— David Maples, Marshall Mann, Frederick Weller, imdb.com
“Annie Walker: No. No, I'm here. I can do it. I... do... do I have to wear, like, a... costume? Joan Campbell: Hookers in D.C. are pretty conservative. What you're wearing now is fine.”— Matt Corman, Chris Ord, Joan Campbell, Kari Matchett, imdb.com
“Eat my shorts!”— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com