“You look like somebody's demented aunt on vacation!”— Paul Feig, Raina Boyanov, Rose Byrne, imdb.com
“You are a badass who takes no prisoners. And cries in the bathroom at parties.”— Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, Katie Silberman, Hope, Diana Silvers, imdb.com
“You love fast cars. In what other ways is your penis small?”— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com
“Alex: I'm sorry you're such an asshole. Mitch: Me too.”— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
“Esther: You're a talking penis! Benji: You're a talking penis!”— Benji Aflalo, Esther Povitsky, Eben Russell, Benji, Benji Aflalo, imdb.com
“This child is a spoiled pile of soft-serve assface.”— Lisa Hanawalt, Tuca, Tiffany Haddish, imdb.com
“Daniel, you've been a busy little asshole, huh?”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com
“You just go through life being a shithead.”— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com
“Because of one son's actions, now the other son is a total asshole.”— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“Can always count on you to push hateful words out of those ball-kissers you call lips.”— Bashir Salahuddin, Diallo Riddle, Sultan Salahuddin, Simon James, Sultan Salahuddin, imdb.com
“When this is all over, so are you, okay? Because you are nobody, and you're just mad about it.”— Lauren Herstik, Mackenzie Wagner, Camille Ramsey, imdb.com
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”— Becky Lucas, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Claire, Caitlin Stasey, imdb.com
“He is by far the best one, which is not saying a ton.”— Njeri Brown, Christopher Doyle, Max Jenkins, imdb.com
“Judy Hale: Well, Steve has a very specific aesthetic. Jen Harding: What? Modern douche?”— Kate Robin, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, imdb.com
“I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.”— Lisa McGee, Granda Joe, Ian McElhinney, imdb.com
“That's English for you. Fucking savages.”— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, imdb.com
“Ruby: It's my vagina! Maeve Wiley: What? Ruby: It's mine, okay? And I need your help. You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.”— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com