Quotes tagged ‘Dogs’

“I’m scared I’ll unbutton my pants and every woodland creature within a 5-mile radius will come crashing through the window, clutching awkward middle school photos of me in their paws and talons.”

— Ryan Pfeffer, nytimes.com

“[Speaking to her son Luke] You know, sometimes, I wished people was like dogs, Luke. Comes a time, a day like, when the bitch just don't recognize the pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to give her pain. She just don't give a damn.”

— Frank Pierson, Donn Pearce, Arletta, Jo Van Fleet, imdb.com

“For the best sleep of your life, tell your partner to hightail it to the couch and cuddle up to Fido instead.”

— Brittany Wong, huffpost.com

“Bask in the joyful simplicity of dogs catching treats.”

— Kyle Almond, cnn.com

“Lars: Miss Atron, I think I should admit to you that... befriending people is not one of my uh... specialties. Uh, the problem is that... I don't like... them. Danielle: Who don't you like? Lars: People. In general. Danielle: So get yourself a dog.”

— Ken Lipman, Neil Landau, Danielle Atron & Lars Fredrickson, Louan Gideon & Kevin Quigley, imdb.com

“Judge Milton C. Hardcastle: I want to get a couple of dogs. Big dobermans. To patrol the grounds, keep anyone from coming over the gate. Mark 'Skid' McCormick: You don't need dogs for that. You have me. Judge Milton C. Hardcastle: You're not housebroke.”

— Stephen Katz, Judge Milton C. Hardcastle, Brian Keith, imdb.com

“Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks. Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shit. Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things. Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.”

— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com

“Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!”

— Will Ferrell, Texas Ranger Bobby, Grayson Russell, imdb.com

“My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbor's dog to drink it. But he wouldn't.”

— Will Ferrell, Walker Bobby, Houston Tumlin, imdb.com

“'K': [pointing at dog] Is it real? Rick Deckard: I don't know. Ask him.”

— Hampton Fancher, Michael Green, K, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com

“I enjoy knowing that if I can’t be with Nukka, she won’t spend those hours feeling over anxious.”

— Kendra Syrdal, honestpaws.com

“And because it’s so reactive with the endocannabinoid system, CBD can be a powerful tool for calming an anxious dog.”

— Kendra Syrdal, honestpaws.com

“I enjoy knowing that if I can’t be with Nukka, she won’t spend those hours feeling overly anxious.”

— Kendra Syrdal, honestpaws.com

“Cannabidiol, or CBD as it’s commonly known, is a compound pull from hemp. Unlike THC, CBD has no psychoactive properties. Basically, that means that CBD cannot get you high.”

— Kendra Syrdal, honestpaws.com

“In the same way that dogs can look out the window of a home, the TV becomes a window to other parts of the world.”

— Carla Baranauckas, huffingtonpost.com

“Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, Sir?”

— John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

“These dogs are so cute I want to throw up and kill myself.”

— Matt Hubbard, Craig Middlebrooks, Billy Eichner, imdb.com

“I won’t make out with you; white people do that, black people don’t make out with dogs.”

— Paul W. Downs, Lucia Aniello, Lincoln Rice, Hannibal Buress, imdb.com

“Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.”

— David Shore, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com