“Chris Griffin: You're a dog! You don't have a soul! Brian: Ouch.”— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Ren: Wait a minute... I'm not stupid. I've seen cartoons like this before. If I set foot in that yard, I'll probably get ripped to shreds by some enormous dog! Go look again and see if there's a dog. Stimpy: Yes. sir! [Checks yard through fence] Hm... nope, no dog! Ren: Oh, boy! [Runs into yard...so…”— John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), Billy West, imdb.com
“My sweet little dog isn't feeling well, & I'm feeding her little pieces of banana & trying to hold her head up to drink water and rubbing her stomach until she falls asleep, so you will never convince me that having a dog is not like having a child; it just really is in so many ways.”— Lane Moore, twitter.com
“According to the survey, dog owners tend to have a higher average income of $47,000.”— Louis Baragona, thisisinsider.com
“It’s unnatural, and there is no question ever of allowing these people to behave worse than dogs and pigs. If dogs and pigs do not do it, why must human beings? We have our own culture, and we must rededicate ourselves to our traditional values that make us human beings….What we are being persuaded…”— Robert Mugabe, newnownext.com
“I don't get dressed up to go on dates but I did just smooth out my shirt as I passed a cute dog.”— Michelle Wolf, twitter.com
“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”— Norm Hiscock, Joe Mande, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”— Alexander Pope, quod.lib.umich.edu
“"I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not gnaw on bones. This is my advice.”— Saparmurat Niyazov, telegraph.co.uk
“A dog is a great thing for a kid to have. It's like a bicycle but with emotions.”— Trevor Noah, amazon.com
“Injuries don’t discriminate between cogs and barons.”— Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Justine Juel Gillmer, Veil, Madeleine Mantock, imdb.com
“Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it.”— Richard Maitbaum (Screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Novel), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“After a dog’s bitten you, you either put it to sleep, or you put a muzzle on it. I’ve chosen a muzzle...for now.”— Tian Jun Gu, Frank Underwood, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com
“He is the perfect man. He doesn't hog the covers, and he poops in a box.”— Breen Frazier, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com
“It might be time for us to not be alpha dogs anymore and start being alpha lions.”— Blake Anderson, imdb.com