“One of the reasons we are able to get quality nutrients from cows, chickens and turkeys is because their diet consists of grass, grains, corn and fruits. I realized what my diet was missing.”— Tia Miller, cnn.com
“I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong.”— Jonathan Collier, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Sometimes, I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.”— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Who on this staff would be willing to eat something that is 15 grams of fat per serving?”— Oliver Goldstick, Wilhelmina Slater, Vanessa Williams, imdb.com
“John Hawkins: Fruit from the New World! It's called a tomato! Queen Elizabeth: This is a fruit? John Hawkins: Some say vegetable. Standing argument.”— Erika Lippoldt, Bo Yeon Kim, Queen Elizabeth I, Rachel Skarsten, imdb.com
“Monica Waters: You're not eating. Adrian Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.”— David M. Stern, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“Steve McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food? Danny “Danno” Williams: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?”— Shane Salerno, Peter M. Lenkov, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com
“Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle Bart threw up there Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee but... Mmmm, sacralicious.”— David Richardson, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Stupid family going to stupid Flanders' stupid barbecue. What if they got back and I was dead from not eating? Then they'd be sorry. They'd say, 'Oh no, why did we go to Flanders barbecue? Why did we leave Homer all alone without any food?' And I'd be laughing. Laughing from my grave. Heh heh heh.”— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. Please do not deny me that.”— Brian Oh, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Seth: You ate my toast, Summer. Summer: I like crusts, Seth. Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable. Summer: You know what else is undeniable? Seth: What? Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.”— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com
“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians. Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com
“Why are you two goofy bastards so happy? You lost your damn suit, the food sucks, and I’ve got no proof ninjas exist.”— Grainne Godfree, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
“I do make a diet burger. It’s called a salad.”— Bridget Carpenter, Al Templeton, Chris Cooper, imdb.com
“People need a reason to fight, Lucy. People need a reason to want to stick around. It can’t all just be about food.”— Alex Delyle, Nick Clark, Frank Dillane, imdb.com
“I heard you run them clubs. You're a rich boy, but you think you're better than everyone. Thing is, I'm still hungry, and that biscuit is looking mighty succulent.”— Monica Mitchell, Biscuit, Guyviaud Joseph, imdb.com
“I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake.”— Chris Kelly, Lincoln Rice, Hannibal Buress, imdb.com