Quotes tagged ‘Fuck’

“Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, FUCK ME. George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”

— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, imdb.com

“Rudy: It's a go. Tommy: I don't know. Seems kinda crazy. Rudy: The fuck you expect from a guy gets blown by his niece?”

— David Simon, Rudy, Daniel Sauli, imdb.com

“Shaun: [shouts] What am I doing? What are you doing, you stupid moron? Ed: Fuck off! Shaun: [shouts] You fuck off! Fuck fucking off! I’ve spent...look at me! I’ve spent my entire life sticking my neck out for you, and all you ever do is fuck things up! Fuck things up and make me look stupid! Well, I…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“[Shaun and Ed pull up to Barbara’s house and sees Philip’s Jaguar in the driveway] Ed: Oh! Hello! Who’s a pretty boy, then? [wolf whistle] You didn’t tell me Barbara had a Jag. I’ve always wanted to drive one of those. Shaun: Yeah, well, it’s Philip’s, okay? He won’t let anybody near it. Honestly, I…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“Ed: [sees a zombified Pete] Hey, Shaun, look who it is! Shaun: Fuck-a-doodle-do.”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“Columbus: Hey, for fuck’s sake, enough already! We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don’t have enough problems. Oh, they stole my Hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well, get over it! We can’t just fucking drive down the road playing I Spy or some shit for two hours like four normal-ass A…”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“[to Columbus] You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Little Rock: No Twinkies. Tallahassee: Shit! fuck! Wichita: See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“And my son’s telling me, 'Well, we didn’t have school today, technically.' I’m like, 'What… What’s going on?' He said, 'Well there was, like, a school shooting drill.' I never heard of this. You know what this is? They have drills that they make kids do, uh, where they practice what to do if somebod…”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“I mean, really, uh, what the fuck are we doing? I can’t live in this new world you’re proposing.”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“I’m sorry, ladies. I just… I got a fucking Me Too headache. Y’all is killing me right now. It’s really fuckin’ tough to watch what’s going on.”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“Nobody’s life is perfect. No matter what it looks like from the outside, you don’t know what the fuck’s going on inside.”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“What do you think? You know the shit he’s been saying. He’s been calling Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals. I don’t know … Members of the press, what the fuck? Hold on a second. It’s these questions that you know the answers to. I mean, connect the dots about what he’s been doing in this coun…”

— Beto O'Rourke, rev.com

“Nobody’s life is perfect. No matter what it looks like from the outside, you don’t know what the fuck’s going on inside.”

— Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“Charles... It's the Queen. So here's the deal, fuck nut. Stupid fuck slut. You're embarrassing your country. Win and I'll make you a knight. I'm totally allowed to. I did it to that bald guy from Star Trek as a joke. Don't let us down anymore. OK? Stupid fuck slut. I've been drinking...”

— Murray Miller, Queen Elizabeth, June Squibb, imdb.com

“I don't know what's left of me, but you can fuck it if you want.”

— Lucifer Valentine, Angela Aberdeen, Ameara Lavey, imdb.com

“Right hand is the sex center in any man, It's direct line between your brain and cock. Ever since you childhood. Your hand is special for it has jerked such a special cock. Milos, it's an honor to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck. Pornography is art, but people can't see that!”

— Aleksandar Radivojević, Srđan Spasojević, Vukmir, Sergej Trifunović, imdb.com

“If some hotshot fuck like you ain't watching his bottom line, it'd be the FIRST time in history!”

— Jonathan Mostow, Sam Montgomery, Billy, Jack Noseworthy, imdb.com

“What I don’t do is I don’t drink coffee. ’Cause I think that’s just one of the craziest drugs. I’ve done all the things. Coffee fucks me up more than any of it. I’ve done ayahuasca. Coffee’s worse.”

— Miley Cyrus, amazon.com

“’ll give you the best Hollywood story that I’ve never been able to say on the air, and I’ll tell it to you first. This is what I do. I’m not the mogul. But this is what I do. Years and years ago, John Gordon, a producer who used to work for me, and Kevin Smith, the guy who created Clerks, say, “Yeah…”

— Harvey Weinstein, amazon.com