“I’m an honest man, my mama told me never put it on the lotto and I work for everything I get that is my motto, fam so when I die, these bitches still can fuck my hologram, god damn.”— Mac Miller, Lil B, open.spotify.com
“Clay Jensen: It’s Justin Foley and Zach Dempsey, star basketball players here at Liberty High. Hey, Justin, where’s my bike? Justin stole my bike. Justin Foley: What the fuck? What are you doing? Clay Jensen: I’m giving our new foreign exchange students a tour. Figured they should know who owns the…”— Elizabeth Benjamin, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“Clay Jensen: I need to throw up. I don't have anything to throw up. Tony Padilla: You need some food. Clay Jensen: So I can throw it up? Tony Padilla: So you can settle the fuck down.”— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.”— Daniel Waters, Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder, amazon.com
“They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.”— Daniel Waters, Heather Chandler, Kim Walker, amazon.com
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”— Daniel Waters, Heather Chandler, Kim Walker, amazon.com
“Listen to me, you fuck. You did a lot of shit here. You played a lot of fucking cards. And you made a lot of fucking people do a lot of fucking things they didn't want to do. This is true. We both know this is true. You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this. Fuck if everybody in CID does…”— Joy Lusco, Major William A. Rawls, John Doman, imdb.com
“Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?”— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com
“I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“You just can't help yourself, can you? You just have to fuck everyone for yourself.”— Zander Lehmann, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com
“I find that the best place to keep a spare condom is in my wallet, because that's where EA keeps trying to fuck me.”— TheOlRedditWhileIPoo, reddit.com
“FUCK. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse of you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world.”— Mark Z. Danielewski, amazon.com
“These days the only thing that gets me outside is when I say: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.”— Mark Z. Danielewski, amazon.com