Quotes tagged ‘Fuck’

“The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Marsellus Wallace, Ving Rhames, imdb.com

“I've been doing my research. I'm taking care of this. Nobody comes in my house, fucks with my girlfriend, and gets away with it.”

— Oren Peli, Micah, Micah Sloat, imdb.com

“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”

— Richard Curtis, Billy Mack, Bill Nighy, imdb.com

“It was just a fuck. I've given more affection in a handshake.”

— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, imdb.com

“I could fuck this ice box, I love it so much.”

— Anthony Minghella, Dickie Greenleaf, Jude Law, imdb.com

“Freddie Miles: Oh God! Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once? Dickie Greenleaf: Just once? Freddie Miles: Absolutely, once. Ciao. Dickie Greenleaf: Tom Ripley. Freddie Miles. Freddie Miles: I mean, hey, if I'm late think what her husband's saying. Dickie Greenleaf: You look gorgeous.…”

— Anthony Minghella, Dickie Greenleaf, Jude Law, imdb.com

“Tom Ripley: First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious. Dickie Greenleaf: What evening? Tom Ripley: Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking…”

— Anthony Minghella, Tom Ripley, Matt Damon, imdb.com

“Jack Torrance: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? Wendy Torrance: Yeah. Jack Torrance: Now, we're going to make a new ru…”

— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Jack Torrance, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“Stacks Edwards: What time is it? Tommy DeVito: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine. Stacks Edwards: Be ready in a minute. Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral. [shoots him]”

— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com

“Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy. Billy Batts: What? Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore. Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm brea…”

— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com

“Jimmy Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What—what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're k…”

— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com

“Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you kno…”

— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com

“Firewater: The melody came to me one night when I was getting super, super, SUPER baked. Like fuck-a-guy, baked. You know what I'm saying? [Frank shakes his head no] Yeah, he does. The song had a great hook and it caught on, I mean, you know... In time, everyone accepted this false truth. But over t…”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Bill Hader, imdb.com

“Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right? Juice Box: Dying...so cold... Douche: [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea] Uh-oh. Light bulb. Light Bulb: Yes? Douche: No. Not fucking you, dummy.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Douche (voice), Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end? Beer Can: When will it end? When he stops drinking us! Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice: Yeah! Cookies: And stops eating us! Sandwich: Same here! Pop Tart: Fuck yeah! Toilet Paper: And when he stops usin…”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice), Conrad Vernon, imdb.com

“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”

— Kevin Smith, Cock-Knocker, Mark Hamill, imdb.com

“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”

— Kevin Smith, Holden McNeil/Himself, Ben Affleck, imdb.com

“Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man…”

— Kevin Smith, Holden McNeil/Himself, Ben Affleck, imdb.com

“Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The Internet buzz. Jay: What the fuck is the Internet? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography wit…”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“Officer Smy: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom! Ursula: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? Officer Smy: What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe? [Looks down] Officer Smy: SHIT! Ursula: [Stifles a laugh] Officer Smy: You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the ext…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Local Officer Smy, Michael Weaver, imdb.com