“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”— Marta Kauffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“I just took muscle relaxors with peyote?”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com
“Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.”— Etta James, books.google.com.ph
“Is there a little gas baby in there? Do you want to give birth to a little gas baby?”— Logic, youtube.com
“Why did the bottle of ranch scream when the fridge door opened? He was dressing.”— Fileobrother, reddit.com
“After making love I said to my girl, ‘Was it good for you, too?’ And she said, ‘I don't think this was good for anybody.’”— Garry Shandling, books.google.com
“Depression and Anxiety is like radiation. There’s always a little bit of it in the background but not enough to kill you. Then once in a while you get a free trip to Chernobyl.”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
“I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.”— Meg Rosoff, amazon.com
“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.”— Brandon Sanderson, amazon.com
“I love hotel rooms with two beds: one for me and one for my delivered pizzas.”— Alissa Nutting, grubstreet.com