“It would not surprise me terribly if the show ended with the reveal that Penelope was masterminding every single one of these murders just to see if she could feel anything.”— David Berry, nationalpost.com
“Penelope is sort of the extreme end of this, a wacky-glasses-wearing tech nerd who is always interrupting some database search for the most dismembered crime scene photos to tell Derek how much of him she wants inside her...It’s meant to be quirky comic relief, I guess, but it ends up making her loo…”— David Berry, nationalpost.com
“I never have any normal fans.”— Edward Allen Bernero, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com
“Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.”— Julie Plec, Kevin Williamson, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?”— Floyd, twitter.com
“Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.”— Mindy Furano, twitter.com
“I have people i follow on here who i hate so much that i can't bring myself to even mute them bc i would miss the thrill of hating them, which is how i know the lord is still working on me”— Amanda Mull, twitter.com
“Sexiest thing about a man is his sense of humor.”— Aurin Squire, Kay Oyegun, Randall Pearson, Sterling K. Brown, imdb.com
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”— Douglas Adams, amazon.com
“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”— Douglas Adams, amazon.com
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always belie…”— Douglas Adams, amazon.com
“Oh really of what? Metamucil, polio, the phonograph, a nice piece of fish, segregated water fountains, senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants, erectile disfunction because of corroded penile arteries, deviled eggs as an entre, liking ike.”— Dan O’Keefe, Elrich Bachmann, T.J Miller, imdb.com
“If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com
“This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“And I am a certified amateur psychologist.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com