“Captain O’Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet? Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office. [collective groan] Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com
“One of my various brothers-in-law was a mailman. He said the expression 'going postal' made perfect sense to him. You spend all day delivering a mountain of letters one at a time. Then you go to work the next morning, and there's a whole new mountain to deal with. And it's forever.”— Bruce Zimmerman, David Rossi, Joe Mantegna, imdb.com
“Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers C…”— Larry Charles, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“When you control the mail, you control...information.”— Carol Leifer, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com