Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’

Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[as they offer the Captain their pistols]

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