“Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’
Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they offer the Captain their pistols]”
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