“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'? Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited. Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”— Michael Schur, Eleanor Shellstrop, Kristen Bell, imdb.com
“To Laverne, If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi-Cola hits the spot.”— Bob Brunner, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com
“Beavis: So, like, in heaven, will all the chicks do anything I want? St. Peter: No. Beavis: That sucks. Do I get X-ray vision? Can I get some nachos? St. Peter: No. Beavis: Are you sure this is heaven?”— Larry Doyle, Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“So high looking at heaven below You know me though from coast to coast for smoking dope Overdose with the holy ghost, but hold the phones…”— Mac Miller, open.spotify.com
“We understood that they asked us if we had come from heaven. One old man came into the boat, and others cried out, in loud voices, to all the men and women, to come and see the men who had come from heaven, and to bring them to eat and drink. Many came, including women, each bringing something, givi…”— Christopher Columbus, eada.lib.umd.edu
“Well, doing it would take them to heaven, and not doing it there’d be a risk of Satan messing them up.”— Andrea Yates, parkdietzassociates.com
“It has been said that trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment rooted in the ground. But they never seem so to me. I never saw a discontented tree. They grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we do. They go wandering forth in…”— John Muir, amazon.com
“Earth hath no sorrows that earth cannot heal, or heaven cannot heal, for the earth as seen in the clean wilds of the mountains is about as divine as anything the heart of man can conceive!”— John Muir, amazon.com
“Wander here a whole summer, if you can. Thousands of God's wild blessings will search you and soak you as if you were a sponge, and the big days will go by uncounted. If you are business-tangled, and so burdened by duty that only weeks can be got out of the heavy-laden year…give a month at least to…”— John Muir, amazon.com
“Overpowered by stormy enthusiasm, I fell down on my knees and thanked Heaven from an overflowing heart for granting me the good fortune of being permitted to live at this time....There now began the greatest and most unforgettable time of my earthly existence.”— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com
“The desire for glory is no different from that instinct for preservation that is common to all creatures. It is as if we enhance our being if we can gain a place in the memory of others; it is a new life that we acquire, which becomes as precious to us as the one we received from Heaven.”— Baron de Montesquieu, amazon.com
“Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?”— Daniel Waters, Ram, Patrick Labyorteaux, amazon.com
“Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven Will it be the same If I saw you in heaven I must be strong, and carry on Cause I know I don't belong Here in heaven Would you hold my hand If I saw you in heaven Would you help me stand If I saw you in heaven I'll find my way, through night and day Caus…”— Eric Clapton, open.spotify.com
“The old Death thought it was funny. But now there's one hard, fast rule in this Universe: what lives, dies. So the next time you or your brother bite it, well, you're not going to Heaven or Hell. One of us—and, Lord, I hope it's me—we're gonna make a mistake and toss you out into the Empty. And noth…”— Andrew Dabb, Billie, Lisa Berry, imdb.com
“"Let me ask you this. What do you believe happens to you after um, after you die? And I said uhh... okay. well, hopefully I live a good life and my soul goes to heaven and when I get there all my ancestors will be waiting for me like it's an airport HEYYY! Whatsupp? Guess who's dead sucker. Hahahaaa…”— Dane Cook, genius.com
“I've learned that he likes it when I flirt. And I like it when he lets me win. We're a match made in heaven.”— Margaret Atwood, Dorothy Fortenberry, Offred (June Osborne), Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com
“I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.”— Daniel Tosh, amazon.com