Quotes tagged ‘Herpes’

“There are no love stories, no romance novels, no television plot lines that show us how to desire someone with a sexually transmitted infection. The lone exception is the canon (positive and negative) of HIV stories, but HIV and HSV share little more than letters.”

— Ella Dawson, elladawson.com

“Go get herpes somewhere else, guys.”

— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com

“A lot of people want to know how to tell the difference between cold sores and herpes, but the truth is it's all herpes.”

— Lily Puckett, teenvogue.com

“No. Hey, you know one in three of these girls have herpes. Even if you can’t see it.”

— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, Zac Efron, imdb.com

“Tell Victor that Ramon—the fella he met about a week ago?—tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”

— Danilo Bach, Daniel Petrie Jr., Det. Axel Foley, Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Hi Holly, it's Michael. I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said, it's just... you know? It's weird, today I ended up seeing a lot of the women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great, and then when I actually saw them it was mostly a freak show.…”

— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Lina Bowman: This surprise better not be AIDS. Russ: Herpes? Lina Bowman: [laughing] You already gave me herpes.”

— Andrew Garland, Lina Bowman, Judy Greer, imdb.com

“Oh, come on Chassidy. Jesus doesn't drive a Camaro. Or have a solo IMDb credit for a herpes commercial.”

— Waco O'Guin, Roger Black, Bullet, Kyle Kinane, imdb.com

“Cyril: Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana. Archer: Uh hello! Herpes?!”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Jeff Rosso: I. Have. Herpes. It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it. Lindsay Weir: Can I please go now? Jeff Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I?”

— Mike White, Jeff Rosso, Dave Allen, imdb.com

“They are strong enough to contain the massive viral genome packed inside, but bust open easily when its time to let the genome out.”

— Jason Daley, smithsonianmag.com