“You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. You know that. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school?”Tagged: Cop School, Probable Cause, Fourth Amendment
“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”Tagged: dick, Erections
“Axel Foley: If something happens to her... Victor Maitland: Hmmm...? I'm all ears. Axel Foley: I'll kill you. Victor Maitland: Really? That would be a neat trick.”Tagged: Death Threat
“Axel Foley: Is this your car? Jenny Summers: Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.”Tagged: Beverly Hills, Grand Theft Auto
“Tell Victor that Ramon—the fella he met about a week ago?—tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”Tagged: STDs, Male Hustler, Herpes
“I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.”Tagged: Plush Jail Cells, Pizza
“Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The super cop story... was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good lie.”Tagged: Super Cop, Fuck Up, Lie
“Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not…”Tagged: racism, N Word, nigger, Michael Jackson, rolling stone
“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.”Tagged: Neat Police