“Actually, Kelso. You know what really makes you horny? Beets.”— Jackie Filgo, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com
“Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal. Frasier: You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.”— Ken Levine, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“These movies often follow a similar plot: Beautiful (white, rich) young woman is trapped in a boring marriage.”— Emilia Petrarca, thecut.com
“Liz: Hey, Jack, how are you doing? Jack: Like a lion, ready to take its mate.”— Matt Hubbard, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough.”— Stacy McKee, Dr. Izzie Stevens, Katherine Heigl, imdb.com
“Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?”— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Izzie Stevens, Katherine Heigl, imdb.com
“So lady, when you say you’re horny ‘the way guys are,’ I ask you, are you willing to go into an unmarked building and wait behind a wall for a stranger to stick his dick through a hole in that wall? And then you, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, polish it off for the love of the game? Because that’s what sa…”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com
“Heavy breathing. A tried and true indicator of a person being horny as hell.”— GIrls Ask Guys, girlsaskguys.com
“The urge to text an ex can come from a variety of places: boredom, loneliness, horniness, thirst for attention, or even the inexplicable desire to create chaos in our own lives. These are valid urges, but why give your ex the unnecessary joy of satisfying them?”— Jamie Lauren Keiles, cosmopolitan.com
“Falling in love is like getting hit by a truck and yet not being mortally wounded. just sick to your stomach, high one minute, low the next. Starving hungry but unable to eat. hot, cold, forever horny, full of hope and enthusiasm, with momentary depressions that wipe you out.”— Jackie Collins, amazon.com
“Put your partner at ease and try to make sure they are completely relaxed and fully aroused. All anal play is easier if your partner is already hugely turned on, so get them half way there before you try your hand (or mouth) at rimming. Women often find anal play easier and more comfortable once the…”— Love Honey, lovehoney.co.uk
“Research shows that engaging in thrill-seeking behaviors together (whether it’s rock climbing or just going to see a scary movie) stimulates dopamine in the brain, which gets your juices flowing.”— Kara Jesella, health.com
“It’s not fair for you to be stuck at work when I’m this fucking wet.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.”— Sex Notes™, twitter.com