“Clip-clop, I'm a little show pony.”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“You fool! Damn you! You call yourself a horse! For shame! Hey! Wait! Please! I apologize! Forgive me!”— Shinobu Hashimoto, Hideo Oguni, Akira Kurosawa, Kikuchiyo, Toshiro Mifune, imdb.com
“[on why Ricky should resume his racing career] Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to dri…”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“I love my horse. I love my wife. And I love my little girl. And as for Jesus… he can join us all in hell.”— Craig Rosenberg, Saint of Killers, Graham McTavish, imdb.com
“In nature, a horse will not offer you his hoof until you gain his trust.”— Dan Vebber, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I once knew a horse that didn't even know how to fix a sore finger. Played a great guitar, but was nothin' with first aid.”— Arthur Stander, Sheriff Andy Taylor, Andy Griffith, imdb.com
“My favorite animal is the mule. He has more sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating — and when to stop working.”— Harry S Truman, amazon.com
“A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, ‘I can’t do this. I need water.’ The man says, ‘I didn’t know dogs could talk.’ The horse says, ‘Me, neither!’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Here lies the body of my good horse, The General. For years he bore me around the circuit of my practice and all that time he never made a blunder. Would that his master could say the same.”— John Tyler, azquotes.com
“Where does a horse go when it gets sick? A horse-pital! Haha just kidding, they get shot.”— Dig-Bick-Jones, reddit.com