What is this compulsion to have people over at your house and serve them food and talk to them?
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Quotes tagged ‘House’
Sorry, I blew up your house.
Do you know when a panic room is truly useless? When the house around it is burning down.
— Michael McGrale, Brynn Malone, Theo, Michael Ealy, imdb.com
There are five pups, one for each of the Stark children. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. They were meant to have them
— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Jon Snow, Kit Harington, imdb.com
Hey hey It's just a house. It's not you, or your family, or your childhood. It's just a house. Some wood and some stone, and glass.
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, Sir?
— John Swartzwelder, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com
I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.
— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Marge Simpson, Julie Kavner, imdb.com
Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked. Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away? Summer: Cohen? You're at my house! Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
Ivy: You broke into my place? Cameron: Well, you broke into Kirsten's mind so...
— Don Whitehead, Holly Henderson, Cameron Goodkin, Kyle Harris, imdb.com
Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!
— Nancy Pimental, Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
Jenny: This is such a great place! I mean, how many people have their own turret? Sabrina: I don’t know, me and Rapunzel?
— Jon Sherman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Why are you so intent on moving out of a house that you like, in order for you to continue to do a job you don't like?
This is like boyfriend material house!
"Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground."
"Everybody’s got a dream house The house of your dreams. "
How are marriages like tornadoes? They begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you lose your house.
Why are hurricanes named after women? When they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take you house and car.
— dv1r, reddit.com
A wife is like a hand grenade, Take off the ring and there goes the house
If you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any books don’t [sleep with] them.
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.