“If lately you ever find the world wildly depressing, just remember that we also live in a world where you can put cold pasta in a bowl, cover it with dressing, and call it a salad.”— Jewel Staite, twitter.com
“But this conundrum remains: I want the protection and love of a man while maintaining my own alpha qualities. And I will never again hide or play down my success to appease anyone, especially not my partner.”— Shannon Lell, washingtonpost.com
“Yet men are still expected to be protectors and providers. I’ll admit that I benefit from this dynamic. I love that men want to defend the ones they love with strength and fierce determination. I go weak in the knees when a man I’m seeing comes to rescue me from a broken pipe or possessed electronic…”— Shannon Lell, washingtonpost.com
“There are two kinds of people in this world: people who use the word "tummy" and people who don't.”— Maggie Stiefvater, twitter.com
“The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead of encouraging him.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“I was basically the perfect candidate for DBT even though my actual diagnosis was only depression with a bit of an eating disorder. (I say "only" and "a bit" like this wasn't absolutely ruining my life. I was going to die. LOL.)”— Gabourey Sidibe, amazon.com
“[coldest day of the year] 5-year-old: You made her mad. Me: Who? 5: Elsa. My bad.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“5-year-old: I closed my eyes last night and now it's morning. Me: That happens. 5: I think I can time travel.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“5-year-old: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 5: Me. Me: That's not a good joke. 5: Neither are yours.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Me: We can't go out. The roads are bad. 5-year-old: What did they do wrong?”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[listening to the GPS voice in the car] 5-year-old: How does she know where to go? 7-year-old: Women always know.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“Should I just go in the kitchen and cut my dick off?”— Margaret Atwood, Bruce Miller, Luke Bankole, O.T. Fagbenle, imdb.com
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”— Jim Henson, goodreads.com
“I am willing to acknowledge other points of view...while making clear that they're wrong.”— Roxane Gay, youtube.com
“Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke? Almost impossible! Almost impossible! I pull it off, because I care.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org