“Thank you … San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you … for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“Some were better than others, but they all had one thing in common: they were terrible.”— Shane Dawson, amazon.com
“Leo, when you find out your boyfriend is a demon and then you have to vanquish him, a little alone time is in order.”— Krista Vernoff, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com
“Patriarchy’s days are numbered Fa la la la la, la la la la. We’re all better unencumbered. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Let’s make room for female voices Fa la la la la, la la la.”— Hyrrs, open.spotify.com
“Kick the balls of patriarchy Fa la la la, la la la la We’re all sick of this malarkey Fa la la la, la la la la.”— Hyrrs, open.spotify.com
“Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.”— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“6. He makes you feel like you are a major part of his life. That’s nice—but the world is spiraling out of control. Are dating articles even relevant? Do people read things for fun anymore? Do people feel anything other than anger and panic these days? Is Mercury in retrograde? Does love even mean an…”— Katie Mather, thoughtcatalog.com
“1. He goes out of his way to spend time with you. Do you want that though? You’ve been panicking a lot and screaming into various voids and Twitter is just a dumpster fire of information and anger and every morning you dread looking at the internet, so are you even sure you want someone, like, on to…”— Katie Mather, thoughtcatalog.com
“While scarfing down some powdered doughnuts tonight, I had an epiphany, surely unoriginal but true: sugar is the cocaine of the masses.”— Stephen King, twitter.com
“Look, I’m a feminist or whatever, but I still like it when a guy picks up the check on a date. I understand that in our post-gender, social-justice millennial era, the idea of subscribing to traditional gender roles in a relationship makes you an honorary fascist, and yet, I can’t help getting wet w…”— Karley Sciortino, vogue.com
“Now if you're feeling miserable, if you're feeling blue, Here's a little ditty that'll help to pull you through, All the clouds will disappear, the grey skies turn to blue: Just stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo.”— Benny Hill, lyricsfreak.com
“I hoped...when I met you Maria, You'd be the love of my life. I gave you my heart, but you tore it apart, So I think I'll go back to the wife....”— Benny Hill, elyrics.net
“I rise at six and then I feed the chicks, And I'm feeling lonesome and blue, And when I milk the cow it seems, somehow, My thoughts keep straying to you. And as the horse and I plough the field nearby, Your memory I can't erase, For while I walk at the rear of the horse, my dear, I seem to see your…”— Benny Hill, elyrics.net
“Nervous dyspepsia. Indigestion. Heartburn. All sorts of things like that, you know?”— Benny Hill, youtube.com
“Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason...now I have a reason.”— Benny Hill, mirror.co.uk
“The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.”— Benny Hill, books.google.com
“Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”— Benny Hill, books.google.com
“Did you hear about the actress who was so dumb, she couldn’t count to two without taking off her blouse?”— Benny Hill, sabotagetimes.com
“Live each day as if it were your last…because one day, you’ll be right.”— Benny Hill, books.google.com