“Don’t wish me happiness — I don’t expect to be happy all the time; it’s gotten beyond that somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor — I will need them all.”— Anne Morrow Lindbergh, amazon.com
“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”— Charles M. Schulz, goodreads.com
“My sense of humor is like a Latina woman. Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.”— Dredd_Pirate_Barry, reddit.com
“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”— Woody Allen, amazon.com
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”— Charles M. Schulz, Lucy Van Pelt, amazon.com
“Nobody enjoys the company of a person who hasn’t washed their stinky soul.”— Torre Deroche, fearfuladventurer.com
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”— Agatha Christie, amazon.com
“Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.”— Eoin Colfer, amazon.com
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”— Bill Watterson, amazon.com
“Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do.”— Josh Gondelman, twitter.com