Quotes tagged ‘insults’

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“I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess.”

“You're just a weak-ass mayor of a broke-ass city.”

“If you try something like that again, I will relieve you of your most precious organ and feed it to you. Though it won't make much of a meal.”

“Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don’t like the name Ross. Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.”

“I got one less problem without ya.”

“Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.”

“You may kill me, but you can never insult me.”

“Ah, your brother blows bubble gum!”

“What a dope. What a maroon.”

“Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?”

“My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.”

“Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”

“Malcolm: There’s plenty of orders of mine that she didn’t obey! Wash: Name one! Malcolm: She married you!”

“Tracey: Do you think I’m stupid? Malcolm: In every way possible!”

“Insults are effective only where emotion is present.”

“Why should I trust you to do anything other than point me to the nearest avocado toast?”

“You have about as much edge as Mister Rogers.”

“You're a deranged prick. You've never loved anyone in your repulsive life.”

“She's really a very sweet woman. She just doesn't like to show it.”

“Carrie, you are the smartest and the dumbest fucking person I've ever known!”