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The guy had one original thought last year. It died of loneliness.

— Felicia D. Henderson, Dan Humphrey, Penn Badgley, imdb.com

You sleep on my couch and you don't pay rent. I've had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don't even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman, Will Arnett, imdb.com

You're such a dummy, it wouldn't do any good to rack the brains that you don't even have!

— Naoshi Arakawa, Patrick Seitz, Takao Yoshioka, Nao Kashiwagi, Shizuka Ishigami, imdb.com

To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor.

— Ian Carter, youtube.com

What would you know about it? You've never known love, Cheryl, except to rip it apart. Because you are a jealous, spite-filled, starving, emotional anorexic. Have a nice day at school, dear.

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Penelope Blossom, Nathalie Boltt, imdb.com

I'll strip you of all you have. Everything.

— Paolo Sorrentino, Lenny Belardo, Jude Law, imdb.com

Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?

— Dan Fybel, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

You guys would make shitty chess players. We're two moves from being checkmated.

— Elizabeth Benjamin, Alex Standall, Miles Heizer, imdb.com

Eat dirt and die, trash.

— Scott Spencer Gordon, Blanche Devereaux, Rue Mcclanahan, imdb.com

Rose: I never grew a beard! Sophia: You never grew brains, either!

— Susan Harris, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com

Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you, in anything backless.

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Sophia Petrillo, Estelle Getty, imdb.com

You are undoubtedly the meanest, sickest person I've ever met! Not to mention the most unattractive.

— James Berg, Stan Zimmerman, Blanche Devereaux, Rue Mcclanahan, imdb.com

You wouldn't know the right thing to do if it kneeled down and sucked your tiny goddamn cock!

— Andrew Ross Sorkin, Brian Koppelman, David Levien, Chuck Rhoades, Paul Giamatti, imdb.com

What is it you do that you're the best in the world at? You offer a service you didn't invent, a formula you didn't invent, a delivery method you didn't invent. Nothing about what you do is patentable or a unique user experience. You haven't identified an isolated market segment, haven't truly brand…

— Brian Chamberlayne, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod, Damian Lewis, imdb.com

You're needy and annoying. And slutty, and a bad mother.

— Krista Vernoff, Sheila Jackson, Joan Cusack, imdb.com

Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

— Unknown, tcat.tc

Husband [in front of the mirror]: ‘Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and bald?’ Wife: ‘I do.’

— Unknown, tcat.tc

Wife [in front of the mirror]: ‘I feel ugly. Give me a compliment to make me feel better.’ Husband: ‘Your vision is absolutely perfect.’

— Unknown, tcat.tc

Husband: ‘Wanna know when you orgasm next.’ Wife: ‘I’d rather not interrupt you at work.’

— Unknown, tcat.tc

Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example.

— Unknown, tcat.tc

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