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Quotes tagged ‘insults’

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Randy: Hey! What did I tell you about using sarcasm, little lady? Kimmi: [boredly looking at her phone] That you don't know how to use it. Randy: Exactly!

— Jack Burditt, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Lois: Well, hi, there, sweetie! Stewie: You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Damn you, woman, awake from your damnable reverie!

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Ralph Kramden: Nobody's one hundred percent, Alice. Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!

— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

Ralph Kramden: [Alice's mother has been engaging in her typical insult-based banter with Ralph] Oh, you're startin' right in, huh? Startin' right in with the insults! No warmin' up in the bullpen or nothin', huh? Startin' right in! I remember when you used come over, you used to to start slow with a…

— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

Phyllis: Believe it or not, I too once had a feeling of inadequacy. Rhoda: Oh, no. We're not going to hear about your honeymoon again, are we?

— Susan Silver, Phyllis Lindstrom, Cloris Leachman, imdb.com

Ted: [bragging] I even got cheered for cutting a ribbon at a supermarket! Murray: That's because they didn't think you could do it.

— Lorenzo Music, Ted Baxter, Ted Knight, imdb.com

Ted: I went to my reunion a couple of months ago. Famous Announcers School. Murray: That's a correspondence course. Where did they have the reunion, in a mailbox?

— Allan Burns, Murray Slaughter, Gavin MacLeod, imdb.com

Laverne: No thank you. I'd rather sell my body to science. Rosie: Who else would buy it, DeFazio?

— Paula A. Roth, Deborah Leschin, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

Lenny: Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying...lie down. Rhonda: I have to get ready for my dates. Shirley: Dates? Rhonda: You know, a man picks you up, spends money on you? You must have seen this on television…

— Cheryl Alu, Winifred Hervey, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, imdb.com

Irv Blumkin: You borrowed $1,000,000 from a man without knowing his first name. Emmit Stussy: I know how it— Irv Blumkin: It's not a question. I'm just assessing the level of stupidity.

— Noah Hawley, Emmit Stussy / Ray Stussy, Ewan McGregor, imdb.com

Son, I could fill out a steamer trunk with the amount of stupid I think you are.

— Noah Hawley, Hank Larrson, Ted Danson, imdb.com

Keep singing, bitch! You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm through with you!

— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Shut your festering cakehole! I'm gonna prove to you that there ain't no such thing as juju, and that you, are, a... moron! Now get back to crossing my path blacky, and don't forget to step on those cracks! Well, I'm waiting, and nothing's happening. I'm perfectly fine, there ain't no juju, and you…

— John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

You fat bloated idiot! You worm! You...you stupid!

— Vincent Waller, John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

Do you have to keep tapping like that, you bloated sack of protoplasm?

— Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on Sesame Street.

— R.J. Colleary, Bennett Tramer, Jessie Spano, Elizabeth Berkley, imdb.com

Lisa: Why don't you go as the Invisible Man? Screech: I would, but I don't know what he looks like.

— Jeffrey Sachs, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, Dustin Diamond, imdb.com

Dr. Kelso: This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A.— Dr. Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill You and Stuff You and Leave You by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch…

— Tim Hobert, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

You are not on my level!

— Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Elektra Abundance, Dominique Jackson, imdb.com

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