“If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. That's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.”— Jon Vitti, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?”— Dan Greaney, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“I can't wait to call my parents. They are gonna be so proud of me! When I tell my father I figured out out that navigation system, he's gonna flip his wig! And he's got one too!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally, fillet him, nail his hide to a tree, spread it with jam and watch the squirrels go to town.”— David Maples, Matt Ward, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
“It's my fault. I should've known you would take what I said literally.”— Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Aaron Glassman, Richard Schiff, imdb.com
“I know things that would curdle your blood, including a formula that literally curdles blood.”— Noah Hawley, Jack Hodgins, T. J. Thyne, imdb.com
“It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com