[someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good lord! Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?
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Thomas L. Moran
Is a lie a lie if everybody knows it's a lie?
We formulate our questions based on the answers we want to hear.
Dr. Eric Foreman: 10-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's got to be a mistake. Dr. Gregory House: Right. The simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on
The problem is, the world doesn't work that way just because you want it to.
I need it to drip. At the same rate as my sink in Casper. It was too slow before. Now I have to fix it all over again. It's not fair.
Never contradict me in front of a patient again.
I'm not desperate. I'm confident. Which should make you feel better.
It's your responsibility. You're smart. You should be able to use your common sense. When somebody says something, you should figure out what they really mean. And when things don't go exactly how you expected them, navigate that.
You always say exactly what's on your mind. It's the total opposite of most guys. It's nice.
It's my fault. I should've known you would take what I said literally.
Once the fetus is removed from the uterus, one could argue that it becomes a child.
Are you trying to mock me or encourage me?
It's definitely not flesh-eating bacteria. I was wrong.
Dr. Shaun Murphy: Hmm. Is it painful? Olivia Hartman: Like I used a bowling ball for a tampon.
Dr. Marcus Andrews: How could a guy who can't even shake a co-worker's hand be comfortable doing a pelvic exam? Dr. Shaun Murphy: People squeeze too hard. It hurts.
You're all quarterbacks. And when training camp is over, there's only gonna be one starter.