“[someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good lord! Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?”Tagged: Gross, Bowel Movement, Baby, bathroom, Pain
“I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.”Tagged: Patients, Dying, Medicine, Taking Risks
“Dr. Eric Foreman: 10-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's got to be a mistake. Dr. Gregory House: Right. The simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on”Tagged: Heart Attack, mistake, Sassy, lying about age, actress
“The problem is, the world doesn't work that way just because you want it to.”Tagged: World, Life, Truth
“How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped?”Tagged: God, Religion, Credit
“People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.”Tagged: deserving, humanity, People, Fate, Destiny
“I need it to drip. At the same rate as my sink in Casper. It was too slow before. Now I have to fix it all over again. It's not fair.”Tagged: drip, sink, slow, fix it
“Never contradict me in front of a patient again.”Tagged: Contradict, Anger, Patient, never, Frustrated
“I'm not desperate. I'm confident. Which should make you feel better.”Tagged: Desperate, confident, Feel Better
“It's your responsibility. You're smart. You should be able to use your common sense. When somebody says something, you should figure out what they really mean. And when things don't go exactly how you expected them, navigate that.”Tagged: Responsibility, Smart, navigate, Common Sense, Figure out
“You always say exactly what's on your mind. It's the total opposite of most guys. It's nice.”Tagged: Mind, Nice, speak your mind, opposite of most, Guys
“It's my fault. I should've known you would take what I said literally.”Tagged: Fault, Literally, Mistakes, owning up to it
“Once the fetus is removed from the uterus, one could argue that it becomes a child.”Tagged: Fetus, removed, uterus, argue, Child
“It's definitely not flesh-eating bacteria. I was wrong.”Tagged: Wrong, flesh eating bacteria, Diagnosis
“Dr. Shaun Murphy: Hmm. Is it painful? Olivia Hartman: Like I used a bowling ball for a tampon.”Tagged: Tumor, Painful, Simile Examples, tampon
“Dr. Marcus Andrews: How could a guy who can't even shake a co-worker's hand be comfortable doing a pelvic exam? Dr. Shaun Murphy: People squeeze too hard. It hurts.”Tagged: shaking hands, comfortable, pelvic exam, hurts
“You're all quarterbacks. And when training camp is over, there's only gonna be one starter.”Tagged: Quarterbacks, Training Camp, starters, Competition, Metaphor Examples