Quotes tagged ‘Men’

“Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.”

— Michael Cunningham, Michael Apted, Tyler Bensinger, Virginia Johnson, Lizzy Caplan, imdb.com

“So, a woman can’t go out like a man, huh? She takes pills. Swims out to sea or slits her wrists, but she ain’t got the guts to blotto the old face, isn’t that what you said Tony, huh? Here’s one woman who’s going to take it right between the big blues, just to show you how smart you really are.”

— Donald P. Bellisario, Erin Wolfe, Cathie Shirriff, imdb.com

“Who was right, and who was wrong? Well, I'm supposed to be an adult now, and I still can't completely figure that one out. But at some point, late at night, near sleep, the ideas and the disagreements sort of dissolve, and you're just left with the people. And people were no different then, as they'…”

— Carol Black, Neal Marlens, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com

“I like my men like I like my coffee ― full-bodied and preferably with Kenyan origins.”

— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com

“Stan: 'Bros before hos,' Steve. Brothers before whores all day long! Steve: And Mom is the whore in that situation? Stan: All. Day. Long.”

— Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Daria: So what do they talk to the guys about? Jane: Room full of guys and a male teacher. Daria, Jane: Nocturnal emission.”

— Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Well, it’s really quite simple: men seek out the company of other men they admire and want to be like. Floyd is me 20 years ago, I’m Don Geiss 30 years ago. 20 years from now, Floyd’ll be me, I’m gonna be Don Geiss and Don Geiss will be dead.”

— John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both! Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”

— Charlie Day, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“Rebecca: Umm, my ovaries are eking out into my Fallopian tubes and they're wrapped around... Darryl: Okay, we'll see you when you're feeling better. Rebecca: Wow, men are stupid.”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

“LGBTQ girls get rejected by women all the time, ESPECIALLY in high school, but we never shoot women who won't date/sleep with us. So hmm . . . I guess the problem isn't women rejecting you, it's toxic masculinity.”

— Lane Moore, twitter.com

“I really resent the idea that just because someone does not believe that women owe men sex, that boys are naturally superior, and that feminism is a conspiracy to destroy the human race, that that person ‘hates men.’ I care about men too much to think so poorly of them.”

— Laurie Penny, twitter.com

“People assume my male friend (who’s doing great, by the way) is fully qualified to make his own choices, whether relating to his career or his personal life.”

— Megan Greenwell, slate.com

“I like beer, man. And rattlesnakes.”

— David Caspe, Brad Williams, Damon Wayans Jr., imdb.com

“You're employing the status quo and the cheap phallocentric logic that supports it to reduce the entire female gender to second-class citizens, to limit and deprive women of the rights they're due. You're doing this unconsciously rather than deliberately, but that makes you even guiltier. You protec…”

— Haruki Murakami, amazon.com

“But men are all alike — as long as they've got what they want, they never think of anybody else.”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“I have a peculiar way of learning and I think it must it must be a peculiar man to teach me successfully.”

— Ada Lovelace, amazon.com

“She is innocent too — like a baby — and she worships her husband. That is an error! To worship a man is a great mistake — she will find it so. Men are not to be too much loved — no, no!”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“Chess is for those who intend to form republics. All the worry and calculation — all the moves of pawns, bishops, knights, castles, and queen, all to shelter the throne which is not worth protecting!”

— Marie Corelli, amazon.com

“If men are so inherently orderly and logical, they can control themselves in a orderly and logical fashion and not kill people because they aren't getting what they want when they want it. Otherwise I don't want to hear any more about how chaotic women are.”

— Catherynne Valente, twitter.com

“Whether they’re humping them, cuddling them for security or simply touching them to be reassured of their place in this world, it’s clear that there are still a lot of men who are not quite ready to give up their teddy.”

— Andrew Fiouzi, melmagazine.com